Proving indisputably that  "Tonight Show" audience members are seriously, seriously moronic, various reports this morning say that Lindsay Lohan's appearance on the show yesterday prompted a standing ovation. 

A standing ovation! 

For what? Did Jay promise them free tickets to "Hangover 2" and 3 when it comes out, too?

Did a huge sign flash, "stand up for Lindsay or you will be ejected from studio forever...?" 

 Did Jay staff the audience with ex-felons?

Did a sign at the door say, "people accused of jewelry heists - who get only a misdemeanor -- welcome?"

What could have possibly prompted a standing ovation -- other than the fact that the audience was comprised completely of idiots? 

I'm at a loss. Any guidance would be helpful.

Her appearance is tonight. Get ready to stand and cheer.

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