Miley Cyrus will host, perform on 'Saturday Night Live' on Oct. 5

Miley Cyrus -- queen of the twerk, master of the Styrofoam finger, and who-knows-what-that-was she did with her tongue  -- will host and perform on "Saturday Night Live's" second edition of the season, on Oct. 5.

Congrats, "SNL." You've done it again: dipped into the zeitgeist slush bucket at the exact right  moment and pulled up a squirming bit of zeitgeisty fluff. That would be Miley. This will be a huge show.

 Almost forgot to mention: Tina Fey and Arcade Fire are on the premiere. This is the 39th season forthcoming ...