New 'American Idol' tease is, umm, teasey

If you check out the below posted new season "American Idol" promotional sizzle reel -- or whatever they're calling these things nowadays -- you will be among the first people in the solar system to have seen it. Go ahead... click away...

 I rather like it. This is one of those teases that tells you absolutely nothing about the new season, but offers its own  loopy perspective on why the new judges are so darned cute and telegenic. Who needs contestants!