New promos for Charlie Sheen roast

Greetings most  loyal friends and readers. Back from a couple weeks off.

And let's lead this morning -- if you don't mind -- with this: Two brand spanking new Charlie Sheen roast promos from Comedy Central, which dearly wants to remind you that said roast will air Sept. 19.

Which happens to be the night of the 13th season launch of "Dancing with the Stars."

So Charlie still quite get a break. (Are fans of "DWTS" also fans of CC roasts? Seems like a stretch, so he'll do just fine.)

 I'll get around to "DWTS" in a bit. These promotions are amusing.