Oscars 2013: The TV highs, the TV lows

So what will we remember from this year's telecast of the 2013 Oscars, when all the tweets, posts, news stories, and various other appurtenances of insta-chattering-class gratification clear away, leaving us only with our cherished, or not so-cherished, memories? (We saw the boobs! And one of 'em was the host! Ba dum.)

I'll tell you what! Seth and Lincoln! But also Seth and dancing. And Jennifer Lawrence, and Babs, and Shirley Bassey and some inscrutable tribute to "Chicago" (or was it "All that Jazz?") Here's your handy clip guide.