Shawn Beatty with cross bow in Discovery Channel's 'Zombie Apocalypse.'

Shawn Beatty with cross bow in Discovery Channel's 'Zombie Apocalypse.' Credit: Discovery Channel

"Scientists have started to believe the unbelievable," the program states. A few of those "scientists" are interviewed -- actually, professors who have used zombie metaphors to enliven their texts and classrooms. Preppers ponder the momentous decisions they will have to make when the zombies converge. For example, what to eat (cat food is preferred by one) or where to get the best of sightline when the walkers arrive.

Sorry, professor -- it did not get in, and the documentary is not funny.

Well, it is funny -- just unintentionally so. "Zombie Apocalypse" is hilariously awful, as bad, sordid, silly and foolish as you can possibly imagine. The fake zombies aren't even that compelling. But it's also scary, because some of these preppers are locked and loaded, and after the events of last week, few things could conceivably be more frightening -- including a real zombie apocalypse.

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