Kidsday: Now that's funny

What do you get when you cross a mountain lion with a parrot?

I don't know, but when it talks you better listen!

-- David Bellante

Why did Bob put magnets all over himself?

He wanted to be attractive.

-- Jasmine Armann

In gymnastics, what event do bananas do the best in?

Splits.

-- Manuel Arriaza

What do you call a dog that ate your clock?

A watchdog.

-- Mia Suarez

CLASS OF THE WEEK: Kristin Christie's fourth-grade class, FRANK P. LONG INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL, Bellport