Jane Cassi of Nesconset with her son, Steven Colon, taken...

Jane Cassi of Nesconset with her son, Steven Colon, taken in 2005. Credit: Lew Yedwab

As the saying goes, kids say the darnedest things. I get such a kick out of what my friends' children come up with especially because my 8-month-old, Maggie, isn't talking yet.

Recently, one of my best college friends, Amy, came to visit with her 3-year-old twins, Lily and Jack. My husband, Jason, typically has a shaved head and no facial hair, but that morning he hadn't shave his face so he had a scruffy look.

Jason was playing a game with the kids when Jack innocently said, "Jason you should take some of your face hair and put it on your head." We laughed so hard I had to leave the room! Amy told us a similar story when they were out shopping: Lily saw a man with a white beard and said, "Look Mommy, it's Santa!"

It got me thinking that everyone's child has said something memorable. In that spirit, we reached out to our Facebook and Twitter fans to find out what funny things their kids are saying. Definitely out of the mouth of babes! Take a look:

What funny things have your kids said? Share your stories in the comment section below or follow me on Twitter @JenBergerKids.
 

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