How long can you last inside the maze that is Ikea in Hicksville before you start pulling out your hair?
Good news is there is a little pot of gold at the end of your buy-and-build trip.
For $2, you can get yourself a jumbo hot dog and a fountain drink. For an extra buck, you can also get a second jumbo hot dog. And if two hot dogs are acceptable at a baseball stadium or Nathan's, it's certainly acceptable to double your dog delight at Ikea.
Much cheaper, too. And dang, those hot dogs are really, really good!
So after you go through the MALM and the BESTA and the KULLEN and HEMNES and everything else, treat yourself to a great hot dog or two.