Hofstra's guv debate: Who will say them first?

NY gubernatorial Republican candidate Carl Paladino is scheduled to debate his opponent, Democratic candidate Andrew Cuomo, at Hofstra University. Credit: AP / Getty Images
Just to build the suspense, we’ll ask which participant in tonight’s 7-way gubernatorial debate will be the first to say:
“This campaign should be about spending not Speed-os.”
“Who can best fix the dysfunction in Albany…”
“Good thing we’ll be done before the Yankees game.”
Which of the major party candidates will be the first to say:
“There is a clear choice between the major party candidates.”
Which of the five minor-party candidates will be the first to say:
“The major parties don’t offer a choice.”
“I am the only candidate speaking for … Fill in the blank.”
Who in press punditry will be the first to say:
“There were no knockout blows.”

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