Cartoon Caption Challenge Winner!

The caption above by Daniel Elam of Riverhead was chosen from more than 350 entries via email, Facebook and snail mail. Elam will receive a print of the cartoon signed by Newsday’s Walt Handelsman. Thanks to all who participated. Look for another caption challenge soon.
 
The Finalists were...
“First brain cancer. Now I think it gave me a textually transmitted disease.” — Anthony Pesce, Saint James

“It’s from the State Senate. Says they just passed a new tax on tweets ...” — Keith Skala, Medford

“Being one digit off from the Political Sex Scandal Tip Line has gotten WAY OUT OF CONTROL!” — Jason Pitre, Deer Park

“Now I’ll never get any followers with the last name Frankfurter!"— Charles Tekula, Center Moriches