At a beach on Fire Island with nude, unidentified sun...

At a beach on Fire Island with nude, unidentified sun bathers. (April 16, 2002) Credit: Daniel Goodrich

To me, this is a no-brainer. Slap handcuffs on them and lock them up nude until someone can produce identification. Or keep disposable jumpsuits at the beach, then slap cuffs on them and lock them up until someone can produce identification.

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