The wires are rife with creepy photos today. We've picked two. Best caption wins something out of my work drawer. I have a berry flavored Five Hour Energy, a copy of 'Simpsons in the Classroom,' and a batting glove.

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Newsday has been unable to confirm the authenticity of these mustaches.

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