Vazquez player to be named later

What would George Steinbrenner have to say about the pitching of Javier Vazquez?

Steinbrenner used to relish in name calling of some slumping players. Calling Dave Winfield Mr. May was his most popular line, but there were others.

A sampling:

Hideki Irabu: ``Fat toad.’’

Ken Clay: ``Spit the bit.’’

Tucker Ashford: ``We’ve seen enough of him.’’

Mike Griffin: ``We had to find out about our young pitchers. Well, we found out about Mike Griffin today.’’?

Let's play George. What name would you suggest for the vexing Vazquez? ?