Eli's top five alternate answers
Here are the top five things that Eli Manning could have said when asked if he considers himself to be in the same class as Tom Brady:
5. “His dance class? No, I’m not in his dance class. I take tap, not salsa.”
4. “His hair is in a class by itself. I can’t compete with that.”
3. "Not a fair comparison. He's got Belichick. I have to get by with Coughlin!”
2. “I know my wife is hotter than that eyesore he’s married to.”
1. “I vividly recall at least one day when I was. I have a ring and a truck to remember it by.”
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