Here are the top five things that Eli Manning could have said when asked if he considers himself to be in the same class as Tom Brady:

5. “His dance class? No, I’m not in his dance class. I take tap, not salsa.”

4. “His hair is in a class by itself. I can’t compete with that.”

3. "Not a fair comparison. He's got Belichick. I have to get by with Coughlin!”

2. “I know my wife is hotter than that eyesore he’s married to.”

1. “I vividly recall at least one day when I was. I have a ring and a truck to remember it by.”

 

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