Bro, it's the 'Jersey Shore' casting call video, bro

I don't know how to handle this except to say "Everybody calls me 'The Solution to The Situation.' "

Watch this video from The Crazy Donkey in Farmingdale last night for a "Jersey Shore" casting call. Be careful, though. You might pass out from all the hairspray and gel fumes. Once you return to full health, ask yourself how many of these people are in character and how many of them aren't.