'Celebrity Wife Swap': Dee Snider, Flavor Flav

Their Long Island roots aside -- Dee, from Massapequa, by way of Baldwin, and Flav from Freeport -- this is a twain you never quite expected to meet. But this is reality TV. That's what twains do.

Tuesday night, Liz moves in with the kids in East Setauket, and Suzette heads out to Vegas. Let the fireworks begin. Liz -- apparently a gentle soul -- and Suzette -- apparently a combustible one -- have vastly different experiences. Let's just say these couples probably won't be hooking up again in the off-season. Meanwhile, there is some Long Island color: Blacksmith Tavern on Terry Road in Smithtown gets a nice plug.

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I am pleased to conclude that it's a little of both. Flav is utterly incapable of blandness, and when he says -- upon meeting attractive Suzette -- "WOOWWWW! Strap on your SEAT BELT, lady!" you instantly realize this could be an amusing diversion. Dee's a character, too, but somewhat more grounded (who isn't, compared to Flav). What do we learn from this human experiment? Flav works his cellphone like a pro; when Suzette says to do something, believe me, you do it; and Liz is the single most patient woman on the planet.