Last night, our favorite foisted-by-Facebook-on-"SNL" host, Betty White, hit "The Tonight Show." (That "SNL" appearance was apparently a little bluer than I recall -- though this clip will remind you how much. Blue or not, I still laughed.)
In any event, Betty had plenty to say about the night. She says: 1.) She will never do it again (but had a great time); 2.) She memorized all her lines because she can't read cue cards; 3.) Jay- Z "got desperate. He just walked by and patted me ... not on the shoulder."