'Jersey Shore Shark Attack' trailer
The Great White Shark display at the Long Island Aquarium and Exhibition Center in Riverhead. (Feb. 24, 2012) Credit: Shakera Hobbs
Coming to a network called Syfy this June, probably the worst shark attack movie in history: "Jersey Shore Shark Attack." EW has posted the official trailer, but a bootleg version (ha! who would make a bootleg of this, you reasonably wonder?) has been out a week or so. Here's a look at the beast. And before you scoff, remember: This is a Syfy movie. You are supposed to scoff. These are supposed to be bad - so bad, in fact, that you are meant to cringe before the glorious awfulness of it all. Plus, this is a send-up of "Jersey Shore," so that should make it even more cringeworthy - check out Vinny Guadagnino; he's kind of like Waldo here, but he does crop up.
