Demi Moore, you have to get a toehold in reality. You are a very, very troubled woman. You were so bone thin that the EMTs who treated you when the ambulance recently arrived at your house thought you were a "cancer patient who had smoked to relieve your bad symptoms," according to People magazine. You need to come to grips with the fact that starving yourself to stay painfully thin, possibly taking drugs and partying like a wild woman will not keep you young. If anything, they will speed up the aging process that you are apparently so terrified of experiencing.

-- Bonnie FullerBonnie Fuller is president and editor-in-chief of HollywoodLife.com and the former editor of Star, Us Weekly, Glamour, Cosmopolitan and Marie Claire magazines.

Hair-raising experience

Reese Witherspoon starts out by explaining her recent accident on "The Graham Norton Show" by detailing how she was hit by a car while jogging and got a scar on her forehead. Then she talks bangs. "I landed right on my head and I have a scar, hence my new hairdo." Who knew!

Have you ever made a major beauty change to hide a flaw the way Reese Witherspoon has? Go to holly woodlife.com and let us know.

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