Joe Pantoliano's 'No Kidding, Me 2!'

WHAT TV and film actor Joe Pantoliano (aka Joey Pants of "The Sopranos") hosts a screening of his documentary -- it's his directorial debut -- on the shame associated with mental illness. In "No Kidding, Me 2!" Pantoliano discusses his personal struggle with clinical depression. He will take questions from the audience afterward.

WHEN | WHERE 7 p.m. Thursday, Madison Theatre at Molloy College, 1000 Hempstead Ave., Rockville Center

INFO $15; madisontheatreny.org, 516-678-5000, ext. 7715

ART: A 'Love Junkies' tryst at Vered

WHAT If you're observing Valentine's Day a bit late -- Feb. 14 was Tuesday, in case you forgot -- you might consider the visual stimulation of Vered Gallery's "Love Junkies." This exhibit of Adam Handler paintings and photographs takes its inspiration from obsession, sexuality and those delicate significant-other relationships. Meanwhile, in Vered's second gallery, you can check out works by Milton Avery, Willem de Kooning, Larry Rivers, Man Ray, Picasso and other painters you may have heard of.

WHEN | WHERE Reception: 5 to 7 p.m. Saturday. Gallery hours: 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily, until 9 p.m. Saturdays, through March 19 at Vered Gallery, 68 Park Place, East Hampton

INFO Free; veredart.com, 631-324-3303

THEATER: 'Welcome to Lawn Guyland'

WHAT Stevie GB, Long Island's self-proclaimed funniest accountant -- we won't challenge his assertion -- brings back his one-man show, "Welcome to Lawn Guyland," which premiered to a sold-out weekend run in Bellmore in November. Stevie, aka Steven Gianturco of Holbrook, riffs on what a Long strange trip it is from one end of the Island to the other.

WHEN | WHERE Saturday night at 8, Sunday at 2 p.m., SoLuna Studio Theatre, 659 Old Willets Path, Hauppauge

INFO $20-$25; steviegb.com, 631-708-9681

PLUS: 'The Monkey King' mob romance

WHAT Long Islander Don Intonato's love triangle comedy-thriller involves a Mafia accountant, the boss' daughter and a demon who's half-man and half-monkey. For mature audiences.

WHEN | WHERE Thursday-Saturday nights at 8, Sunday at 4 p.m., Bare Bones Theater Company at Posey School, 57 Main St., Northport

INFO $20, barebonestheater.com, 800-838-3006

PLUS: 'Fiddler on the Roof' on tour

WHAT The latest national tour of the musical classic "Fiddler on the Roof" comes to Long Island for two performances.

WHEN | WHERE 2 and 7 p.m. Sunday, Tilles Center, LIU Post, Brookville

INFO $47-$77; 516-299-3100, tillescenter.org

MUSIC: Lute and harp duo

WHAT You don't get a chance to hear the lute played everyday. Unless you're lutist Christopher Morrongiello. Bayard Cutting Arboretum's winter concert series continues with a Morrongiello and Young Sunday matinee, cofeaturing Marcia Young on harp, in a recital of amorous early-music tunes. The harp adds an angelic quality to the lusty lute, a stringed instrument from Medieval Europe that remained popular through the late Baroque period and into the Renaissance with its romantically secular appeal. England most famous redhead, Elizabeth I, is said to have favored the lute.

WHEN | WHERE 2 p.m. Sunday, Bayard Cutting Arboretum Carriage House, 440 Montauk Hwy., Great River

INFO Free; islipartscouncil, 631-224-5420

PLUS: String poetry

The Long Island Violin Shop and String Poet present music for violin and piano accompanying readings by the current Nassau County poet laureate, Linda Opyr, and her two predecessors, Gayle Teller and Maxwell Wheat. Annabelle Moseley hosts the event, 5 p.m. Saturday at the violin shop, 8 Elm St. in Huntington. The featured musicians are violinist Janet Packer and pianist Geoffrey Burleson. Tickets $7, $8 at the door; stringpoet.com, 631-427-3569