Kidsday: Jokes for Aug. 11

Joke of the week:

What lights up a stadium?

See tomorrow's Kidsday.

What wiggles at the bottom

of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Christine Gannon

What kind of plane has no wings?

The Great Plains.

Dominic Francica

What has a face and a tail but no arms?

A coin. Dominic Francica

What kind of note do you get when a piano goes down a mineshaft?

A flat minor. David DeFilippis

There is a jail next to a preschool. One of the prisoners tried to get out by digging an underground tunnel out of the jail. The tunnel led out to the preschool, and when the prisoner got out, he said, "I'm free!,"

A little girl in the preschool said, "Ha, ha, I'm older than you; I'm 4!"

Paden Cerbone

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on him?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Isabella Colucci

Why don't bears wear shoes?

Because they're bear foot.

Theo Megaris

What did the apple say

to the farmer?

"Stop picking on me."

Marina Amicizia

What is a golf club's

favorite drink?

Tea. Julianna Posner

What is a geography teacher's favorite genre of music?

Country. Julianna Posner

"It's clear," said the teacher, "that you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"

"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down," the student replied.

Chris Schepis