JOKE OF THE WEEK

Where do zombies go to shop at the mall?

Raven Perkins

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Kidsday.

Why do witches fly on brooms?

Because vacuums are too heavy.Gabriella Rodriguez

Why was the scarecrow afraid of the crows?

Because he didn't have the "guts" to scare them away.Paulie Martino

Why did everyone call the kid in a ghost costume a cop?

Because he was working "under cover."

Will Casale

Rape, kidnapping charges dropped against man who died in custody ... Highest-paid LI nonprofit employees ... Out East: Seven Ponds Orchard Credit: Newsday

South Asians concerned about online hate ... Rape, kidnapping charges dropped against man who died in custody ... Ex-teacher gets 3 years in prison ... Working Moms: Finding friends

Rape, kidnapping charges dropped against man who died in custody ... Highest-paid LI nonprofit employees ... Out East: Seven Ponds Orchard Credit: Newsday

South Asians concerned about online hate ... Rape, kidnapping charges dropped against man who died in custody ... Ex-teacher gets 3 years in prison ... Working Moms: Finding friends

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