JOKE OF THE WEEK

Where do zombies go to shop at the mall?

Raven Perkins

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Kidsday.

Why do witches fly on brooms?

Because vacuums are too heavy.Gabriella Rodriguez

Why was the scarecrow afraid of the crows?

Because he didn't have the "guts" to scare them away.Paulie Martino

Why did everyone call the kid in a ghost costume a cop?

Because he was working "under cover."

Will Casale

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