Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger Credit: Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Total Recall"

Full disclosure: Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Total Recall" is one of my favorite movies. I could watch it all day long. And it's a standard lament, but there's no reason to remake great movies - as has the team behind the new version of "Recall" opening Friday - even if the producers go back to the original source material, in this case a Philip K. Dick short story. The world simply doesn't need a new "Total Recall." The first is awesome.

If you insist on reviving Arnold's past fare, why not remake some of his bad films instead? Here are five Arnold clunkers that we'd rather see remade. Who knows? Maybe the new ones would be better:

Commack park honoring breast cancer survivors opens ... Preview of Billy Joel's bikes ahead of auction ... Yanks swept out of ALDS Credit: Newsday

Filings: 7-year-old was left home alone for a day 6 months before she died ... LI employers stole nearly $4M from their workers ... Flock reps meeting with Suffolk lawmakers ... Wet weather on the way

Commack park honoring breast cancer survivors opens ... Preview of Billy Joel's bikes ahead of auction ... Yanks swept out of ALDS Credit: Newsday

Filings: 7-year-old was left home alone for a day 6 months before she died ... LI employers stole nearly $4M from their workers ... Flock reps meeting with Suffolk lawmakers ... Wet weather on the way

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