Bieber's doing 'CSI'; here are other shows we want him on

In tonight’s episode of “CSI,” Justin Bieber, pop star extraordinaire, resumes his role as sociopath moppet Jason McCann. But why stop there? Here are some other television shows we think could use a healthy dose of Bieber.

Ted’s future wife on ‘How I Met Your Mother’
Ted already fell for one hockey-loving Canadian with a pop-star background — Robin, played by the ever-lovely Cobie Smulders — so who’s to say that he won’t fall for another?

Student on ‘Glee’
Following the Bieber episode this week — in which the Bieber-esque Sam Evans (Chord Overstreet) declared, “Who’s more rock ’n’ roll than Justin Bieber? No one, that’s who!” before playing “Baby” to a group of swooning teens — we’d love to see the tiny singer transfer to McKinley High and shake things up a bit.

A patient on ‘House’
A teenager with a strange follicle problem gets admitted to House’s hospital, where the doctor berates him and, I guess, cures his hair ailment. Just as long as House berates him.

Contestant on ‘Teen Jeopardy’
I’m not saying Bieber is stupid, but in his interview in the Feb. 18 issue of Rolling Stone, he said: “I’m not sure about the [political] parties, but whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.” This uninformed teen would be like the antithesis of the Watson supercomputer. Does the Biebs even know there’s a North and South Korea?

On TV: Justin Bieber guest-stars on “CSI” Thursday at 9 on CBS/2.