Recovering bad-boy Charlie Sheen has offered to play white knight to Lindsay Lohan's damsel in distress.
"I have a kinship with somebody (Lindsay) who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not," Sheen told TMZ, adding, "she can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who's been down the road."
With familiar bravado, Sheen added, "If she listens, she'll win. If she doesn't, that's on her."
Sheen also told the website the two had never been intimate. "I've never laid a finger on her that wasn't on film. How ya like me now, America?" he asked.
Representatives for Sheen and Lohan could not be located for comment.