Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo's (very) bizarre bachelor party

Um, what?

Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo — who recently tied the knot to beauty queen Candice Crawford (“Gossip Girl” star Chace Crawford’s sis) admitted to Yahoo! Sports’ Graham Besinger that for his bachelor party in a West Virginia cabin, he “didn’t feel like going out drinking that night.”

Fair enough, but what followed is downright odd.

“I just came up with some game — hideand- go-seek, I guess it was. It was fun.

We had a good time. I stayed hidden for a while. I had a pretty good spot … it was pitch black out,” Jessica Simpson’s (31-year-old!) ex said.

And if that’s not strange enough: “We played twice,” the QB recalled. “I won both times … I got to tell [my friends] I was smarter than them … I did come up with the game, so I probably had a pretty good idea leading up to the game that I had a chance.”

We’re sure his pack of pals had an amazing time.