Lindsey Lohan blames dad for problems?

When all else fails, blame the parents.
That seems to be Lindsay Lohan's stance, as she reportedly thinks deadbeat dad, Michael, is the root of her ongoing problems with drugs and booze.

Friends and relatives of LiLo — who is currently at Betty Ford for cocaine abuse — told TMZ.com that the 24-year-old repeatedly talks about allegations mom Dina made in her divorce papers — that Michael abused her. Lindsay says she witnessed it firsthand, and it's still tough to deal with.

Naturally, daddy Michael is calling BS, telling the site that Dina was the violent one, often physically lashing out at family members. Michael also said it was Dina's idea to leave Lindz in Hollywood at a very young age, even though LiLo had a stalker.

Frankly, we think this back-and-forth is absurd. Trying to choose who's been a worse parent to Lindsay is like trying to deciding what came first: the chicken or the egg.