Dirk

Dirk Credit: CNN

Calling Hollywood: Here is your plot for "The Hangover Part III."

Three Welch men awoke to a fairy penguin waddling about their hotel room Sunday after a night of alleged drunken debauchery that took them to Sea World, CNN reported this week.

The trio allegedly stole the 7-year-old penguin, named Dirk, from Sea World in Australia after breaking into the park Saturday night and -- wait for it -- swimming with the dolphins, according to CNN.

After snapping a few Facebook photos to retell their Hangover-esque tale, the men released Dirk into the Nerang River. A woman spotted the distressed penguin later in the day wandering around a nearby pier, and he was quickly taken back home.

Sea World told CNN that Dirk hasn't been showing many signs of stress and has his energy back. (And, thankfully, he has also been reunited with his mate, Peaches.)

The men are charged with trespassing, theft and unlawfully keeping a protected animal, and are scheduled to appear in court May 2.

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