Watch it: 'Boo-boo child'

You really have not lived until you've seen this.

"Honey boo-boo child," you ain't seen no one "holla for a dolla" 'til you've met the newest star of TLC's "Toddlers and Tiaras." Six-year-old Alana of McIntyre, Ga., will tell you exactly that - and just like that. Aside from hating the English language, little Alana is a "superstar because I do pageants." Diva doesn't begin to describe this toddler's really embarrassing debut to the world.