If the genders were reversed in this situation, and it was an 18-year-old man who "cornered and kissed" a 30-year-old woman, I'd suggest that somebody might want to get the police involved.

Her behavior is so aggressive that you only need to imagine what she might do if you dated and then dropped her.

(Picture her perched in a tree and yelling into a megaphone outside your apartment.)

Take all of this into consideration, and if you still want to dip your toe into this pool of crazy, I say you two are (presumably) adults.

Ask to see her driver's license to verify her birth date, double check the laws of consent in your state, make sure her father's not the angry type, shake the bushes for high school football player boyfriends, be prepared to have at least one conversation about Miley Cyrus, and go for it.

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