Tell two-timing boyfriend he has to choose

Your strong emotional feelings have opened your eyes and clarified your intentions. This is high-stakes stuff. Lay it out there in a way that's uncompromising and all about you.

If you want to be in a monogamous relationship with him, then issue an ultimatum. Prepare to be dramatically and tenderly alone. Stock up on Ben and Jerry's and listen to Joni Mitchell's "Blue" album until your sadness passes. And it will pass.

I'd like to hear from people who have been "called out" for noticeable odors. This is a perennially awkward issue, and it would be great to learn what works from both sides.