And the Oscars go to...

Oh, how I wanted last night's Oscars to be entertaining. Oy, that went out the window once I saw Billy Crystal's hair color. What was up with that?

In any case, the boredom from last night won't halt our annual tradition of the baseball Oscars. As always, we present these in the order they were presented last night, and we skip the documentaries.

--Here's my column from yesterday on the Nationals' Bryce Harper, whom Washington manager Davey Johnson is seriously considering as a starting player. Even though Harper is just 19.

--I'll check back in later today.