Jack Clark's lawyer replies to Albert Pujols lawsuit, hilarity ensues

St. Louis Cardinals' Albert Pujols reacts after Game 7 of baseball's World Series against the Texas Rangers. (Oct. 28, 2011) Credit: AP
Remember when ex-baseball star Jack Clark claimed that Albert Pujols used performance-enhancing substances and Pujols claimed he would sue Clark?
Well, we all had a good laugh because we've heard that line plenty of times before.
Then Pujols actually sued Clark.
But wait! There is still reason to laugh! And it comes courtesy of Clark's lawyers reply to the lawsuit paperwork:
Albert Pujols Case Settlement Offer
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