Will Yankees' home opener bring a Yankee Doodle Grandy?

Sorry about slow pace of blogging past couple of days. I've been out of sorts ever since hearing Tiger Woods take the Lord's name in vain over the weekend.

Cursing at a sports event! Who knew?

Here is the stuff I wrote for the Tuesday newspaper, including items on the Rangers and the Masters, and a new suggestion for John Sterling's Curtis Granderson home run calls.