Lindsay Lohan attends the amfAR's gala at Cipriani Wall Street....

Lindsay Lohan attends the amfAR's gala at Cipriani Wall Street. (Feb. 6, 2013) Credit: AP

Assuming she's not yet in jail -- a joke! a joke! Doesn't anyone have a sense of humor anymore? -- Lindsay Lohan will be on "Late Show with David Letterman" on April 9.

Mark the calendars as:

a.) "Oh great, I can hardly wait to hear what Lindsay has to say about jail, court-ordered appearances, the fluid that was in her bottle that was not vodka, and that she didn't steal anything from the set of "Anger Management" and  "Scary Movie 8 or 9 or 10 or whatevernumberitis." 

 b.) "Do not under any circumstances turn the TV on all day. Do you hear me, Me? Under no circumstances. Lindsay is on. If I watch this, my head will explode into a million tiny stupid pieces."

Your choice! Mark it any way you want.  Will this actually happen? Who knows for sure: Lindsay, as you remember, had promised to be on "Late Show" last year, only to back out...

Via Dave:

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