The Dancing Fool: Yo, Situation. Hit the turnpike
At this point in any "Dancing With the Stars" season, you look to the three lowest scorers to determine Most Vulnerable.
Simple arithmetic: If the judges give the three lowest roughly the same scores, then it's up to viewers to save two of them. Last week was an easy call after Michael Bolton scored a sad but justifiable 12; even the judges were saying "take a hike."
But patterns have been established, and our three "vulnerables" Tuesday are: Florence Henderson, Margaret Cho and Mike Sorrentino.
No way is Henderson going. She has a big fan base.
After week one, Cho changed her game plan. She decided to take the show - and herself - seriously. Viewers seemed to like the change, which was obvious on the floor. And she has a perfect match in Louis Van Amstel.
That leaves "The Situation." Based on last week, I'm not convinced that his heart is in this. His Jive was worse than dull - it was lazy.
So unless a miracle occurs Monday night - always possible - Mr. "Jersey Shore" will be hitting the road.