Keep the political pageantry short and sweet
President Barack Obama and Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney Credit: Getty Images and AP
The conventional wisdom is already in: Mitt Romney did well enough in Tampa, Fla., to remain competitive. Barack Obama delivered a solidly stirring acceptance speech, though Bill Clinton kinda stole the Charlotte, N.C., show. And pound for pound, the Dems put on a better bash than the Republicans did.
But before the two quadrennial infomercials fade entirely into the history books, a few other conclusions deserve more attention than they've received. Beginning with this one: Three nights is one night too long.
If the two parties persist in picking their nominees in primaries and caucuses -- and seemingly, they will -- then the conventions are little more than over-scripted pageants. They're still fun. Everyone looks great. But two full nights should be more than enough to hit those markers. The Republicans should thank Hurricane Isaac for the unplanned edit. Four nights, their original schedule, would have felt interminable.
This will not be a year of big convention bounces. A long campaign, big money and a relatively few undecided voters will make sure of that.
One-on-one debates matter more than mass conventions do. The debates are less scripted and smart questioners can poke at the candidates.
Funny is still effective. Ask Bill Clinton.
Long and self-referential is not. Ask Marco Rubio.
The art of speech writing is in a glory phase now. Even the least inspiring oratory in Tampa and Charlotte was well-crafted. And when the speechwriters aren't involved -- well, everyone's still talking about Clint Eastwood, and not in a good way.
1. Follow Bill Clinton to the podium
2. Schedule acceptance speech night before jobs report
3. Ask W. to Mitt-paign
4. Book Clint for Convention 2016
5. Count on excitement from broadcast nets
Who says dancing to name-brand DJs has to entail a late-night trip to the city? With his first-ever Long Island Music Conference this weekend, Michael Mak is filling the LI dance-house-and-techno beat vacuum -- 50 times over and starting at 11 a.m. The 29-year-old promoter from New Hyde Park (facebook.com/aMAKevent) has summoned Dimitri, Rick Wonder, Louie Vegas, Jason Drazen, Chopps, Dami, Gina Marie, Michael Fusco and more than three dozen other top tri-state spinners to The Sands at Atlantic Beach for a two-day pool-beach-cabana dance party and music celebration. "Jersey Shore" DJ Pauly D headlines Sunday. "It's a mix of Las Vegas and Atlantic City on a scale Long Island has never seen," says Mak.
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